Sponge bath it is.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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