if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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