her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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