Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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