susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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