But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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