Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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