there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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