Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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