you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
