So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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