I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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