when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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