yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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