I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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