She said her name was "party"
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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