dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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