I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think i peed on brittanys purse
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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