The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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