So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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