But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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