Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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