i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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