i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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