I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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