It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Someone came in the potted fern
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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