And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
