nutella sex= disaster
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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