Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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