Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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