I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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