Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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