I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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