she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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