yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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