did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
as a side note pls kill me
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
