Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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