no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Pants are for mortals
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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