I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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