i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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