How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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