We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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