Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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