Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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