Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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