we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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