Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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