and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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