Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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