Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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