I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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