If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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