i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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