These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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