The maid of honor just puked.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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