but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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