how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Buhtt sex?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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